the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alright britain
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
(Source: gayfather)
Everyone should be able to do one card trick,
tell two jokes, and recite three poems,
in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
~ Lemony Snicket
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
(Source: drugpudding)
holy fuck..
fun fact, i wrote this one with a spiderman dry-erase marker
Would it?
Holy shit
hm
This has provoked thought and so I reblog it
it’s working
my heart literally stopped
wow. just imagine ..
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